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Patrice Poltzer Creative

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The week I got peed on, ghosted… and invited to teach.

Hi Reader My God. We made it. A week of highs. Lows. WTF moments (good and bad) and every other emotion in between that also included me getting urinated on not once but twice. (by my toddler in case you were wondering)Happy Friday y’all and on that note here’s your weekly dose of entrepreneurial insanity truth, served with a side of insanity and sleep deprivation. The week actually kicked off with me leaving an epic 40th Portugal White Lotus esque birthday party dance floor at 3am on Sunday...

Hi Reader, Part of me has been dreading sending you this email. (so why are you doing it then Patrice?)Because this is the email I wish I saw more from people who launch digital products & programs. This is Part 1.When I said I’d give you a peek under my hood that means showing you actual figures and numbers. And I’m a touch “nervous about it.”Why?For starters, THIS launch was NOT my most successful one. It’s much easier to send a “this is my most successful launch email and let me show you...